Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs*
Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs
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When a girl crosses her legs and her thighs get thiccer, like if you agree
you know what’s great? strong girls w/ muscly arms and broad shoulders and thighs that could kill. 10/10 love it.
know what else is great? chubby girls with soft hands and thick thighs!! v. beautiful and give v. good cuddles. 10/10 love it.
know what else? skinny girls w/ amazing legs and slims wrists and small boobs. v. pretty, v. graceful. 10/10 love it.
you know what’s great? girls.
Anonymous asked:
Mommy, ideally how many buns would you keep around to attend to you at all times? And how many would you want to join in when you want them to fill you up?
soft--mommy-deactivated20170716 answered:
at all times~? probably around 5 or 10 so the cum cooldown is a bit faster… but to fill me up? hmm… enough for there to be a steady queue between my legs so when one pulls out, the next bun can slip into my sloppy and messy kitty immedietly~!! maybe enough to multiple have a dp creampies, who knows!! 💕
*eats you out as a friend*
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
Let’s you sit on my face cause I wanna be supportive.
Makes you squirt cause I wanna bring out the best in you.
Sassy HYDRA agent
*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?”
*matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”
sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off
bucky barnes: i think i just need help
sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm
@garnier-fx there’s another one!
sassy hydra agent: well if it isn’t captain america…
captain america: but it is me.
sassy hydra agent: no, it’s, an expression.
captain america: your nazi tricks won’t work on me!
